Yes, Khloe Kardashian and Lamar Odom Actually Got Married

They showed us.

Following days of disbelieving that Khloe Kardashian and Lamar Odom would actually get married, The Hollywood Gossip once again underestimated the power of greed and the desperation of some people for attention.

Actually Married

Kardashian and Odom got married at 5:12 p.m. Pacific Time at a private residence in Los Angeles. It may have been a fake ceremony, but details of the wedding included:

  • Bruce Jenner walked Khloe down the aisle;
  • The bride wore a Vera Wang gown;
  • Her bridal party was comprised of sisters Kim, Kourtney, Kendall and Kylie Jenner; Khadijah and Malika Haqq; and actress Lauren London;
  • Famous guests included: Ryan Seacrest, Kelly Osbourne, Kobe Bryant, Chelsea Handler, Lara Spencer, Brittny Gastineau and Lala Vazquez;
  • The reception was nightclub-themed, apt for a woman that spends more time at Hyde than at home;
  • There's no word on whether or not Ray J was the videographer for the event.

Asked if he might pitch a reality series starring Khloe and Lamar, Seacrest said: "I'm seriously thinking about it."

We're seriously not at all surprised. How long do you think these two will remain married for?

P.I. Links Evi Quaid to... Conrad Murray?!?

Considering Quaid is a successful actor with a seemingly healthy bank account, that's strange - but it's not the strangest aspect of this story.

According to Radar Online, private investigator Becky Altringer says Evi Quaid has a connection to Conrad Murray; yes, the same Conrad Murray suspected of playing a major role in the death of Michael Jackson.

Altringer claims Mrs. Quaid also used the shady doctor to fill numerous drug prescriptions, including one for Demerol, which she allegedly snorts on a regular basis.

“Evi told me she got her Demerol from Dr. Murray and plus another doctor,” Altringer told the website. “She told me that she and Michael Jackson had the same doctors.”

Randy and Evi Quaid

Through the course of her investigation, Altringer reportedly found other pills prescribed to Evi and believes the drugs have led to the woman's erratic behavior; the latest example of which just took place on Friday.

“Evi told me she believed Michael Jackson had been murdered, along with David Carradine, Heath Ledger, Chris Penn and Natasha Richardson,” Altringer said. “She thought everyone was out to get her, and blamed everything on 'the Mob.’”

The private eye also alleges that Evi Quaid often beat on her husband, forcing him into a life of alcoholism.

If true, this would place his role in Christmas Vacation in an entirely new light.

BFF Backs Up Mackenzie Phillips Incest Story

Chynna Phillips has confirmed that her half-sister carried on a long, incestuous affair with their father, John Phillips.

Now, as disgusting as it is to contemplate, a long-time friend of Mackenzie Phillips is also backing up her pal's story.

Owen Elliot, the daughter of John’s bandmate Cass Elliot, told Extra this week:

“Mackenzie is my best friend. She speaks her truth, and it’s not a pretty truth. She has lived with this for 30-plus years, and talking about this now is an important part of her recovery. I am very proud of her. Her bravery in telling her story is bound to help others.”

Whether or not it's true, it's also bound to make her a lot of money.

Photo of Mackenzie Phillips

Are you grossed out by Mackenzie Phillips, or fascinated by her tale?

Khloe Kardashian and Lamar Odom: Wedding Rehearsal Pics

A nine-carat engagement ring.

A fake wedding ceremony.

Reality TV cameras everywhere.

Ladies and gentlemen, it's the Khloe Kardashian and Lamar Odom wedding!

With the non-binding nuptials set to take place today, we've got a preview of what's to come. Odom, Khloe and her family gathered at a restaurant in Santa Monica yesterday to rehearse the most contrived wedding in celebrity gossip history.

Everyone was on hand: the Kris and Bruce Jenner; Kim Kardashian; cameramen; boom mic operators. Check out the festivities below:

A Fake Wedding

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[Photos: PacificCoastNewsOnline.com]

Reina Capodici and Justin Guarini: Married!

Congratulations are in order for Justin Guarini and Reina Capodici.

The former American Idol runner-up and Capodici walked down the aisle at a private estate in Guarini's hometown of Doylestown, PA last night.

Guarini and his new wife attended high school together, but only started dating recently.

"Justin is one of the most deserving people of happiness and love," said Kimberly Caldwell, Guarini's co-host on the TV Guide Network's Idol Tonight. I know he will be an amazing hubby."

Reina Capodici and Justin Guarini

Lamar Odom Insists on Prenup; Khloe Kardashian Wedding to Be a Fake?

A day prior to her wedding, Khloe Kardashian has something old (father Bruce Jenner); something new (her breasts); something borrowed (the spotlight); and something blue (a sad sister Kim for being shoved out of said spotlight).

She also has a lawyer.

That's because fiance Lamar Odom is finally showing an ounce of rational thinking. He's insisting on a prenuptial agreement. There's just one problem:

In order for E! to foot the bill for the $1 million wedding, it must take place tomorrow. That's not enough time to hash out a contract between the couple, both sides of which have romantically hired an attorney the day before the ceremony.

Happy New Family

According to TMZ, here's the likely solution: like her love for Odom, Khloe's wedding tomorrow will be fake.

In order to work out a post-nuptial agreement, the ceremony would have to be non-binding. Once the financial details are worked out in case of a divorce, the couple can then officially tie the knot.

So, why don't Kardashian and Odom simply wait until this takes place and hold an actual wedding? Because cameras wouldn't have time to capture it, get it on the air and garner great ratings from the event.

D'uh!

Miley Cyrus Takes It From Behind

We were happy to hear that Miley Cyrus took the stripper pole out of her new concert tour. That thing was really inappripriate for a 16-year old.

But did she really have to replace it with a fake doggy style dance move?!?

We're not making this up. We wish we were. Fast forward to the 1:45 mark in the video below; watch Miley; and a fellow dancer and wonder what the heck they were thinking when this was choreographed...


Going Doggy Style

In a recent interview, Cyrus said she wants people to respect her privacy.

If that's the case, why is she showing the world how she and Liam Hemsworth behave behind closed doors?!?

Roxy Olin Prepares for Fame on The City

This just in: Whitney Port is boring.

It took one season of The City for MTV to come to this realization, so the network has hired Port's friend Roxy Olin to come aboard the reality show.

The daughter of actors Ken Olin and Patricia Wettig, Olin will work for People’s Revolution and move in with Whitney. She spoke to People this week about her role on the series, which premieres Tuesday.

On adjusting to life with cameras around: Ever since I was a little girl, I’ve liked to perform. I like the attention; I’ll be honest. Whitney is so used to it that I had to jump in really quickly to get as comfortable as she is. I was like, “You’re really going to wake up and go on camera right now?” I was like, “I’m going to wake up at 6 and put on a little bit of makeup.” And then you just decide to stop doing that.

Roxy Olin Photo

On preparing for fame: They’re only showing one part of who I am. They make me out to be a little b—-, but I’m not really at all. And Whitney is one of my best friends in the world. We live together and we’re really close, and I think having that relationship with her and having her show me the way was okay. I also have my [acting job on] Brothers & Sisters that I’m doing at the same time, and I feel like I’m honoring the art that I do — and I’m doing this show where I get to have so much fun.

I don’t think it’s real. Whitney’s like, “Get ready. It’s going to hit. And it happens overnight.” And I’m like, “Yea, uh-huh, it’ll never happen,” because I’m so used to her going through it. I’m excited and a little bit nervous. I know you’re only seeing a part of myself because I still have my own life, my own privacy and my friendship with Whitney is really strong and I have someone to go through it with, and that’s really lucky.

Hot, Young Stars Come Out for Teen Vogue Young Party

We had a perfectly nice Friday night at The Hollywood Gossip this week.

Following a few days of hard work, we kicked back and watched the Yankees defeat the Red Sox in a game that featured a mammoth home run by Kate Hudson's boy toy, Alex Rodriguez.

But we wish we'd have been at MILK Studios in Los Angeles instead.

A slew of today's hottest young stars showed up there for the 2009 Teen Vogue Young Hollywood Party. Among them: Taylor Lautner, Selena Gomez, Miranda Cosgrove and Ashley Tisdale.

Take a look at each of these rising celebrities below, highlighted by a large photo of Lautner. Do you really need to ask why?

Total Stud

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Click on the photos above to enlarge shots of Selena, Miranda, Ashley and Taylor.

Ugly News for The Beautiful Life

We hope this news doesn't drive Mischa Barton back into another silly hospitalization.

Following a pair of abysmal episodes - the second of which was viewed by scarcely one million people - The Beautiful Life has been canceled by The CW.

Cast of The Beautiful Life

When first announced, the series appeared to have promise. It starred Barton, Elle Macpherson and Corbin Bleu; it was based on a modeling world that reality shows (such as America's Next Top Model) prove the country is interested in.

Yet Barton's recent controveries, along with producer Ashton Kutcher's general annoyingness, may have doomed the drama before it started.

In its place, The CW air reruns of Ashlee Simpson's Melrose Place. The network also picked up addition episode of freshman series Vampire Diaries this week.

Kelly Osbourne Nude: Coming to Playboy?

We already know Crystal Harris and Karissa Shannon have bad taste in men. No offense, Hugh Hefner, but you are older than the game of baseball.

Now, it's clear the Playmates have poor taste in women, as well. Just look at who they want to see nude in Playboy: Kelly Osbourne!

"She's losing weight and she's blond now," Harris said to E! News. "She looks good. I want to see what she looks like naked."

Karissa chime in: "Yeah! We want to see Kelly Osbourne naked!"

Kelly Osbourne Photo

It actually sounds like the gals are previewing a done deal, considering Hefner's confidence that Osbourne would appear in his magazine. "Kelly would be happy to pose," he said.

As for rumors that Kelly Bensimon of The Real Housewives of New York City would don most of her birthday suit in the December issue, Hef was clueless.

"I'm usually the last one to know," he said. "People always have the assumption that I pick up the phone and ask people. But I don't. That's not my job. The photo department does that."

Do you wanna see Kelly Osbourne naked in Playboy?

Evi Quaid Flips the F*%k Out on Cop

Randy Quaid's wife Evi Quaid, may be a little unstable. She thinks the officers who arrested her and her husband in Marfa, Tx., yesterday are corrupt.

Does this allegation have any merit? We don't know, but wouldn't bet on it, since the loose cannon apparently went "psychotic" at the police station.

Deputy James Davis of Presidio County Sheriff's Office says Evi showed up at the station today - she was released on bail yesterday - accusing him of being "a crooked, corrupt cop" concocting "a plot against her and her husband."

Davis described it as a "psychotic episode" and says that Quaid threw a handwritten statement at him, accusing him of setting herself and Randy up.

The officer says Evi Quaid then went to a nearby courthouse and as she was leaving, proceeding to back into a motorcycle that was parallel parked.

A police report was taken. No word if charges will be filed.

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Evi and Randy Quaid: evidently kind of insane!

Evi Quaid was far from finished at that point. She hand-painted a big, fat sign (really) again accusing the officer of being a dirty, bribe-taking cop.

She painted the sign on the side of a truck she personally drove and parked outside of Mayor Dan Dunlap's office in Marfa this afternoon. The sign reads, "Deputy James Davis takes payments ... call & make offers."

Davis says he won't remove it ... yet" "She's entitled to freedom of speech. At some point it becomes libel. I'll consider legal action if it continues."

Best of all, Randy and Evi Quaid still haven't paid the bill for which they're being prosecuted. They're accused of stiffing a nice B&B in California.

The $5,546.96 the Quaids sent the San Ysidro Ranch to settle the bill - after their mug shots were taken - isn't the full payment and not by a lot.

The Quaids still owe another $5,000. Evi even called the Ranch and said she would only pay the balance if they promised not to press charges.

This nut job also alleged a Nazi conspiracy and kicked the crap out of a senior citizen the last time someone crossed her. Time to get a shrink, Evi.

Charlie Mars: Dating Mary-Louise Parker!

Somebody new is drooling over Mary-Louise Parker nude.

The beautiful actress has gone public with Charlie Mars, a musician she started seeing in early June. Sources told People the singer/songwriter and the Weeds star spent all of last weekend together, spending time in Los Angeles for the Emmy Awards.

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Last year, Parker appeared in the artist's video for "Listen to the Darkside," the first single off his record Like a Bird, Like a Plane.

Mars reminds us a bit of John Mayer - for Parker's sake, though, let's hope he's far less of a douchebag than his fellow guitar player.

Parker had previously been involved in a roller coaster relationship with Jeffery Dean Morgan.

Gisele Bundchen Expecting a Boy ... or a Girl!

While some "celebrities" like Kourtney Kardashian whore their unborn children out for headlines, others choose to keep their private lives to themselves.

Gisele Bundchen is one of those people. The supermodel and Tom Brady aren't ones to divulge pregnancy details - or even find them out personally!

Rumors may be flying that she’s expecting a baby boy, but pregnant Gisele Bundchen says she doesn’t yet know the sex of her baby. Nor will she!

"We decided not to know,” B√ľndchen, who is expecting her first child, tells Brazilian magazine Caras. "We will only know when it is born, in December."

"I want the emotion of finding out then if it is a boy or a girl," she added.

Gisele B.

Not finding out the sex of the baby doesn't mean she’s not already scouting baby clothes - and shoes. Bundchen, who markets a line of sandals in Brazil, loves the baby-size ones: “The baby versions are really cute," she says.

And while she’s already six months pregnant - time flies when you deny it repeatedly, then don't publicize it - Gisele has hardly been slowing down.

She's been busy as the new goodwill ambassador for the United Nations Environmental Program, and is getting her pilot’s license next month.

"I am going to keep traveling, but my home is in Boston," says Bundchen, who moved there from New York City to be close to her husband, who plays quarterback for the New England Patriots (maybe you've heard of him).

Whether they're having a boy or girl, these things remain clear:

  • It's going to be one beautiful, adorable celebrity baby.
  • Tom Brady has seen Gisele nude at least once. Jerk.

Chynna and Bijou Phillips Speak on Mackenzie Phillips Incest Allegations

Her sisters are upset, her stepmom calls her a liar, but Mackenzie Phillips isn't backing down from her claim of a long-term sexual relationship with her dad.

She hopes to become the public face of incest, not a post anyone would want to hold, but one that represents an issue she says gets too little attention.

"If I've started a national dialogue that's going to help people face these issues, then I'm forever grateful," Phillips, 49, said Friday via satellite on Oprah.

Mackenzie Phillips, who revealed her shocking secret in a new memoir, High on Arrival, appeared for the second time this week on The Oprah Winfrey Show.

She returned to Oprah to face the doubts from her family about the nature of her relationship with John Phillips, founder of the band The Mamas and the Papas.

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Bijou, Chynna and Mackenzie Phillips.

On Friday's show, Winfrey read comments made by John's ex-wife, Michelle, who was also a member of the band and later Mackenzie's stepmother:

"I have every reason to believe it's untrue," Michelle Phillips said, adding that Mackenzie has a history of mental illness and drug abuse.

Mackenzie Phillips, who also says she became pregnant, possibly with John's love child (which she aborted), didn't take the accusation sitting down, although she has by no means attempted to deny her long and troubled history of drug use.


Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson to Reportedly Come Out of Dating Closet

On the surface, it would appear as though Adam Lambert has little in common with Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart.

But the American Idol runner-up can relate to the hottest rumored couple in Hollywood in one significant way: for months, Lambert - quietly and with class - dealt with rumors of his homosexuality.

He barely commented on the topic, choosing instead to let his performances speak for themselves. Eventually, he admitted his sexual orientation to Rolling Stone in June.

Sound familiar? Everyone assumes Rob and Kristen are dating, everyone is fine with that, yet no one knows for certain.

Robsten Bubbled

As the media bears down, Robert Pattinson wants to come clean with reporters. But Kristen Stewart is distracted by her man's sex appeal.

According to In Touch Weekly, though, the couple is prepared to follow Lambert's lead and go public with its romance in December. That tabloid claims Robsten will give a tell-all interview to Harper's Bazaar.

Says a source, regarding Pattinson and Stewart's conversation with the publication: “Rob and Kristen were relatively open about their relationship."

Only time will tell if this interview actually takes place. Until then, we're sure desperate celebrity gossip rags will publish misleading reports about the state of Robsten and its future as a couple.

Grey's Anatomy Season Premiere: The Good, the Bad and the Horny

If you weren't glued to your TV last night ... good for you.

Social activities are preferable (as is reading Hollywood Gossip online). But if you were in fact plopped on the couch, there was plenty to entertain you.

In addition to the premiere of FlashForward, the guilty pleasure that is The Vampire Diaries and The Office quotes that are always hilarious, there was this:

Grey’s Anatomy kicking off its sixth season with a two-hour episode, picking up where the May's cliffhanger left off and leaving many a tissue box emptied.

Frankly, it was one of the best episodes the long-running has offered us in years - and this is from someone who's seen all 104 of them (sad, but very true).

Here were some of the highlights of the premiere, in which George was laid to rest and the doctors of Seattle Grace struggled to cope in their own ways:

Mr., Mrs. Karev

  • Quote of the night, from Chandra Wilson's Miranda Bailey: “I have to stop caring so much. I have to save it for my son. I can’t keep giving it away here.”
  • Quote of the night, runner-up: Mark, after George's death, on the women in his life: "What is it about that guy... was he hung?" Classic Grey's Anatomy.
  • Hottest couple: Owenstina. Sorry, MerDer. Kevin McKidd (Owen) is awesome, and at least Sandra Oh (Cristina) can be shown from the neck down.
  • Horniest couple: Meredith and Derek decided to go at it at every moment (and location). Hot for fans, and a clever move by the producers, as it allowed a pregnant Ellen Pompeo to be on the show, yet rarely visible!
  • Lame, made-for-spoiler moment: Lexie briefly thought it wasn't George who was hit by a bus, disfigured and killed. Cut to commercial. Then we come back and it totally was George! We hate Shonda Rhimes so much.
  • DVR Hall of Fame: The original interns stepped away from the funeral unable to control their despair ... or laughter. They began howling about George's death, Izzie's cancer, and the weddings of Izzie and Meredith.
  • A long road: Izzie was brought back from the brink and is beating cancer. But an uphill battle lies ahead as Alex struggles big-time with her condition.
  • New faces: As usual, characters were introduced that helped tell doctors' stories: Arizona and Lexie were wonderful working with them throughout.
  • Recession special: Seattle Grace is merging with rival Mercy West and there will be layoffs as a result. No one can accuse the show of not being topical.

Tinsley Mortimer Gets Her Own Reality Show

We know. You have no idea who that is. It's okay.

Tinsley Mortimer is a blonde socialite who lives in Manhattan. Someone at the CW must have met her and realized she didn't have a reality show yet.

Cha-ching, they thought.

The network will explore the lives of the young and wealthy in a "docu-soap" series following the socialite, one of "New York's most famous faces."

She's been described as "New York's pre-eminent young socialite" and was rumored to be shooting a reality show when she appeared at a party with cameras in tow.

Wherever Tinsley Mortimer goes, drama is sure to follow. Apparently.

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This is Tinsley Mortimer. She's getting her own show.

Mortimer has appeared on the CW before, having made a guest appearance on the second season premiere of Gossip Girl, playing herself of course.

She was also a guest judge on Bravo's Fashion Show this summer.

The CW ordered eight episodes of the Tinsley Mortimer reality show. She recently separated from husband Robert Livingston (Topper) Mortimer, who's also rich.

The celebrity gossip rags in New York are tracking each development there. It's hard to blame them. It's been a really slow couple of weeks in gossip.

Soulja Boy: Engaged to Rosa Acosta?

Is rapper Soulja Boy about to crank dat? Dat being Rosa Acosta, his video model girlfriend and reported fiancee? They're rumored to be engaged. Hope it's true!

MediaTakeOut.com reported that Soulja Boy (not to be erroneously spelled correctly as Soldier Boy) as popped the question to Rosa Acosta with a big ass ring.

The site claims Soulja Boy is trying to keep it quiet.

He seems to have already acknowledged it though.

On Soulja Boy's Twitter page, he posted a Tweet "lol" with the URL of the story. Perhaps that constitutes a denial. Or he finds his engagement really funny.

In any case, here's a picture of Soulja Boy's fiancee, with the rapper in all his glory, talking on a cellphone and being kissed by his lovely lady friend ...

Soulja Boy, Fiancee

Are Soulja Boy and Rosa Acosta engaged? Probably not. Are they a hot couple? Absolutely. Such chemistry. If they're not engaged yet, it's just a matter of time.

Miley Cyrus Demands Respect, Privacy

Note to Miley Cyrus: if you want people to respect your privacy, try keeping things private.

In an interview with the Associated Press, the singer - who posts every waking thought on Twitter and takes fans inside her closet for obnoxious YouTube videos - whined about the way she's treated.

"I think it is all about respect. People forget that when you are in the public eye; people forget you still have to respect people and you still have to (respect) their privacy," Cyrus said, citing zero examples of how she's been disrespected.

Respect Me!

Cyrus had another message for critics: leave my parents alone!

"Trust the fact that my parents are raising me just like everyone else is raising their kids," she said. "They are doing it the way they want to. It is not for the media or for any one else to judge how they should or should not raise me."

As always, this is where Miley is disconnected from reality: she's not a normal teenager. She's a world famous celebrity. When she dances like a stripper, and her father defends the act, they both will be judged.

If you don't want the criticism, Miles, act like other singers your age - such as Selena Gomez and Demi Lovato - and stop creating such controversy.

Professionally, Cyrus hints at the end of Hannah Montana. She says she wants more adult movie parts.

"I love doing Hannah Montana, but I want to continue doing things that are a little bit more darker roles. That is kind of who I am and where I find most of my inspiration in movies like that."

Based on her upcoming movie, The Last Song, films are also where she finds her latest boy toy.

Miley Rider

Audrina Patridge Pimps Out Maxim Spread

The Hills star Audrina Patridge showed off her sexy Maxim photo spread at a bash celebrating her sexy appearance in the men's magazine in L.A. Thursday.

And why shouldn't she? Those were quality photos. A lot more so than those airbrushed-beyond-recognition pictures of Heidi Montag nude in Playboy.

Yech.

Here's Audzo pulling a Spencer and holding up her own photo. One party's totally fine. Just don't do it for the paparazzi for the next 20 days, okay Audrina?

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DIRTY DEEDS: Audrina shows us more than a few in Maxim.

You can see Audrina on The Hills, premiering Tuesday on MTV. After this batch of new episodes, she's out the door and filming her own reality show, which will likely be a program very similar, just with less Speidi and more Corey Bohan.

In other words, we can't wait!

Ashley Greene: Twilight Saga Fans Love Me!

Ashley Greene is pretty much famous for two reasons:

  1. Her role as Alice Cullen in the Twilight Saga.
  2. Nude photos that were leaked in August.

While it's a given the actress wants everyone to forget about the latter, she actually hopes people will eventually ignore the former, as well.

In the latest issue of Saturday Night magazine, Greene says she hopes not to be typecast by her iconic vampire role.

“Maybe [Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson] will kind of have a little bit more of a shadow behind them that always links them to Twilight. Alice is a vampire, yes, but she has this human heart. She’s really lovable and really likable, sort of like the best friend, and so I think that might help me in the other films. I think the fans already love me and love Alice. I think it’s a positive."

Twilight Saga Star

It's a problem many actors face: never being seen as any character but the one that made them famous.

Greene tries not to worry about that.

"I don’t think I’m going to be pigeonholed... I get to kind of choose my films, which hopefully I will choose wisely and build off of that versus pissing the fans off. I want to do an action film just because there’s already a bit of action in Twilight, and when I did it I absolutely took to it and loved it.”

Ashley will next be seen in New Moon, which opens on November 20. Click on the pics below for more shots of her in Saturday Night:

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Glee Clip of the Week: Football Players as Single Ladies

A couple weeks ago, it was Lea Michelle possibly outsinging Rihanna with a version of "Take a Bow."

This week, it was the William McKinley High School football team pulling an unusual play from its playbook: a pre-fly route dance to Beyonce's "Single Ladies."

Due to its connection to pop culture, as well as its general awesomeness, we'll often treat viewers to a clip from the Fox hit Glee.

On the latest episode, the struggling football team came up with a way to distract its opponent just long enough to score the game-winning touchdown.

Granted, there may have been a few false starts, as well as a delay of game penalty, along the way - but fast forward to the two-and-a-half minute mark below to watch an example of what makes this series so unique and entertaining:


Single Ladies on Glee

Baby Dances to Beyonce

If you thought the clip from Glee featuring the awesome new Fox series' football players dancing to "Single Ladies" was the funniest video featuring that Beyonce single you'd watch on YouTube or TV this week ... you'd probably be right.

But it's got some cute competition!

It's a slow news day. Which is why you should take the time to really enjoy this video of a small baby dancing to "Single Ladies." It speaks for itself.


Baby Dances to Single Ladies

Kanye West apparently thinks - and interrupts Taylor Swift to point out - this is one of the greatest videos of all time. OF ALL TIME. Maybe he's got a point. You don't see a baby dancing to Taylor's hit "You Belong With Me" do you?

Kelly Rutherford Obtains Restraining Order Against Daniel Giersch

Ugliest celebrity divorce ever?

Kelly Rutherford of Gossip Girl has been granted a temporary restraining order against her estranged husband the father of her two kids, Daniel Giersch, after, among other things, accusing him of intimidating and threatening her nanny.

He was also being inflexible with his scheduled custody visits and stressing her out so much she's having a hard time breastfeeding, according to the actress.

In a lengthy declaration filed Thursday in Los Angeles Superior Court, Rutherford states that Giersch doesn't comply when she wants to take their 3-month-old daughter Helena to work with her in the morning so that she can nurse.

"From time to time I have some extra milk, but I never know when that will be... I believe that the stress Daniel has created for me is also negatively impacting my ability to produce milk," said the 40-year-old actress.

Way TMI, Kelly, but what can you do.

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Kelly Rutherford and Daniel Giersch in happier times.

For his part, Giersch said in his own court filing Thursday that Rutherford is the one who's switching up the visits on him and he has "concerns that Kelly, her caretakers, and Kelly's mother are causing immediate harm to [their] children."

But he's the one who's got to lie low for awhile.

A judge has ordered Giersch to stay at least 100 yards away from Rutherford, Helena and their son Hermes "except for brief and peaceful contact as required."

The order also extends to nanny Michaela Kothanova, who stated that Giersch was always asking her questions about Kelly and once threatened to sue her.

A hearing on the matter is set for October 15. Rutherford was pregnant with Helena when she filed for divorce in January, citing irreconcilable differences.

The two have been in and out of court ever since, hiring PIs and haggling over the kids' potty-training, pool fences, residency, school, travel, and more.

He also learned online she had their baby. Cold.

Britney Spears Custody Pact with K-Fed Extended

Britney Spears and Kevin Federline will share 50-50 custody of their sons Sean Preston and Jayden James through the end of this year, and likely beyond.

An L.A. County Superior Court judge extended the order that was initially put in place earlier this year for the purposes of Britney Spears' Circus tour.

Under the terms, Britney gets to travel with Sean Preston and Jayden James and must provide the FedEx man with a place to stay if he wants to come with.

The sealed order is more detailed, but the long and short of it is that Britney Spears gets minimum 50-50 custody and at times even more. Hooray!

As for Kevin, in addition to the $20,000 a month Britney pays him in child support, he gets up to $25,000 a month when the kids are outside California.

That'll by a lot of steaks for the Celebrity Fit Club star.

At the end of the year the judge will reevaluate custody, but it is looking like the 50-50 arrangement is the way of the future. K-Fed has not stood in the way of Britney Spears' efforts to see the kids since she's gotten better.

Cold Day in SeptemberPapa-zao!

Britney and K-Fed seem to be on the same page. Well, in terms of custody of the kids. Certainly not in terms of talent or diet. [Photos: PacificCoastNewsOnline.com]

In other Britney Spears news, the celebrity gossip photographer whose foot she ran over with a car back in 2007 is still looking to cash in on it.

Shutterbug Ricardo Mendoza, who fell victim to the tire of Britney Spears' Mercedes in 2007, has updated his accusation against the pop star.

When Mendoza sued her for assault, battery and negligence back in May, the damages were unspecified. But now, they're specified: Mendoza wants $195,000 in general damages, $16,533 for medical bills and $10,000 for future foot problems.

Hey, might as well milk it while you're at it.

Mendoza, who was clicking away for TMZ at the time of the incident, let the website auction off the treaded-upon sock he was wearing two years ago.

Someone bought it, too. For $585. Amazing.

Meanwhile, Britney's busy concluding the North American leg of her wildly successful Circus tour before she heads off to Australia in November.

Jayde Nicole Sues Joe Francis For $1 Million

Brody Jenner's girlfriend Jayde Nicole is suing Joe Francis for $1 million over the she-said, sleaze-said nightclub brawl in Hollywood last month.

Jayde and Brody claim that Joe roughed up Jayde outside Guys & Dolls after she poured a drink on him. Joe denies he attacked the Playboy model.

Nicole doused Joe in booze supposedly to discourage him from getting too close with her friend Abbey Wilson, who also happens to be Francis' ex.

Francis maintains he may have "accidentally grabbed" Jayde Nicole's hair out of surprise when she tossed her drink at him, but that this was the extent of physical contact he had, while Jenner just started wailing on him for no reason.

Joe has threatened to sue Brody Jenner for defamation. Ha.

But from Jayde Nicole's perspective, as stated in the suit filed in Los Angeles Superior Court, here's what went down with the Girls Gone Wild honcho:

"In an intoxicated, uncontrollable rage, defendant Francis physically attacked plaintiff Nicole by pulling on her hair from behind to gain maximum control over her, then violently shoving and/or throwing her to the ground like a rag-doll."

Ouch.

A Jayde Nicole and Brody Jenner PicJoey Francis

Who's telling the truth? Who's a complete scumbag?

The model wants $1 million, plus punitive damages, to compensate her for a range of injuries, including a "black-eye, swollen face, bruised ribs, sore and bruised abdomen, bruised arms and legs, ripped-out hair, emotional distress and humiliation."

Taking time out from planning the bachelor party of Lamar Odom, who's set to marry Khloe Kardashian this weekend, Francis released this statement:

"Jayde Nicole is an absolute and total liar."

"Her prior statements about the incident are not only slanderous and defamatory, but actionable... The only thing that Jayde Nicole is famous for is having a tattoo of the word 'respect' above her vagina... for which we all know she has none of."

Guy can never resist a good dig. Reports say surveillance video may actually back up Francis' account of what happened that night, but stay tuned.

Whose side are you on?

Megan Fox is The It Girl

Megan Fox has said that director Michael Bay is like Hitler and that women are in charge of men, due to the power of their vaginas.

Still, she may have uttered her silliest, most ironic quote in the October issue of Nylon.

The actress covers that publication's It Girl edition and says in it:

"I think that I'm really overexposed... I don't want to be in magazines every week and on the Internet everyday. I don’t want to have people get completely sick of me before I’ve ever even done something legitimate."

That legitimate act might actually take place this weekend, as Fox hosts Saturday Night Live. But telling a magazine that you don't want to be in magazines is more ironic that rain on one's wedding day.

It Girl

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Do you like Megan Fox?

The Khloe Kardashian Marriage: Great for Ratings!

When Khloe Kardashian and Lamar Odom get married on Sunday, it will mark the couple's one-month anniversary.

That may seem like a quick courtship to some, but sometimes true love conquers all and there's simply no need to delay the inevitable.

Other times, one half of the couple stars on a reality TV show and wants to create an exciting storyline for it.

“It’s happening so quickly because of the show. They want to create some drama for the cameras. Meetings and decisions are being delayed to the last minute," a source told People of the ceremony, which will be filmed for Keeping Up with the Kardashians.

Incredibly in Love

Khloe even has a model to follow: Kendra Wilkinson's televised wedding to Hank Baskett earned Kendra its highest ratings ever.

There's also a reason why The Bachelor continues to air on ABC: people love contrived, forced, attention-grabbing love stories.

“It creates a lot of buzz that the wedding is being planned and happening within such a short period of time,” said an insider. “It’s going to make for huge ratings, and Khloe and Lamar are sure about everything, so they all figured, ‘Why not?!'"

How long do you think this union will last for?

Miley Cyrus Officially Parties in the USA

She introduced the song, and her stripping persona, at the 2009 Teen Choice Awards.

But Miley Cyrus waited to release the official music video for "Party in the USA" until last night's Dancing with the Stars results show.

Wearing a push-up bra, a low-cut shirt and cowboy boots, Miley is definitely making a statement in the video: I'm not a little girl anymore!

It's something reliable sources claim Liam Hemsworth has witnessed first hand... if you know what we mean! Watch below and then let us know what you think:


Party in the USA Music Video

Do you like the official video above?

I love it!

Randy Quaid, Wife Arrested For Robbing Peeps

An arrest warrant has been issued this afternoon for actor Randy Quaid and his wife, Evi Quaid, according to various news reports. The charge? Burglary.

The married couple stands accused of allegedly stealing thousands from the San Ysidro Ranch near Santa Barbara, Calif. How does that work exactly?

A burglary warrant was issued for them because authorities believe when they rented the hotel room they had the intention of staying without paying.

That fits the definition of burglary.

The Santa Barbara County Sheriff's Department obtained the warrant this past Monday, after Randy and Evi Quaid allegedly skipped out on a huge bill.

Randy Quaid, Wife

Randy Quaid and wife Evi apparently rip off B&Bs. You think you've seen it all.

UPDATE: The Quaids have been arrested in west Texas. Presidio County sheriff's officials say Quaid and wife Evi are in custody in the town of Marfa.

Detectives have yet to interview the actor in conjunction with the case, but law enforcement sources say Randy and Evi Quaid have a pattern of this.

Yes, a habit of staying in pricey hotels and stiffing the places when they leave. Authorities are therefore trying to nail Quaid and his wife for burglary.

Police believe the Quaids were scamming the San Ysidro Ranch because they have done it before - to the Bel Air Hotel in L.A., among other places.

In addition to burglary, the warrant also lists the felonies of defrauding an innkeeper, and conspiracy. A bail request of $10,000 each has been set.

The last time we heard from Evi Quaid? Well, she went insane.